Cubicle Commander Gifts

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'Susan, hold all calls. I'll be in the office all day.'

Busy day at the office.

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Another day at work would be one too many...

"At this office no two days are different."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Work Slave

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Do not think outside the box!

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Whack, Out of Whack.

The Corporate Rat.

'By the time I get to greener pastures, my lawn mower will be worn out,'

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"