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'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'Susan, hold all calls. I'll be in the office all day.'

Busy day at the office.

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"At this office no two days are different."

Another day at work would be one too many...

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

Do not think outside the box!

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'By the time I get to greener pastures, my lawn mower will be worn out,'

Whack, Out of Whack.

The Corporate Rat.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"