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'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Another day at work would be one too many...

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

Busy day at the office.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

The Picture of Dorian Gray's Soul.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

'I need a smarter computer.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'Stop mumbling, George! We all had to start somewhere...'

"A watched file never loads..."