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You have to admit he brings a certain 'jole de vivre' to the office!

'That's our mission statement.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"I feel your pain."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

You are here.

'I don't like the looks of this ... '

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

You are here.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Stacked In Tray

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

Al, The Go-From Guy

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'Frankly, we're looking for someone very much unlike you.'

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

I accidentally deleted your report, Bob. Figures. Coffee maker's broken, Bob. Figures. Forget those changes I asked you to make, Bob. Figures. Bob, your flight is at 5 a.m. Figures. I need you to stay late, Bob. Figures. No, Bob, your plan doesn't cover dental. Figures. It wasn't exactly the six0figures job that Bob had hoped for.

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'How can a man jump out of a window if the damned window can't be opened.'

'Apparently the new boss is a real Queen Bitch from Hell.'

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."