Cubicle Maze Navigator Gifts

Mouse guide through cubicles.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"I feel your pain."

You are here.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

'I don't like the looks of this ... '

The Corporate Rat.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

You are here.

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

Stacked In Tray

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

I had just gotten used to the rat race, and then they had to go and add a maze.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

Psychological Testing Center.

Map to the Cubicles $5.00