Navigator Of Cubicles Gifts

"I appreciate your concern, but I'll be fine. I always leave a trail of breadcrumbs whenever I venture in there."

"At this office no two days are different."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"I feel your pain."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

You are here.

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

'I don't like the looks of this ... '

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

You are here.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

In/Out.

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

A man works in a snow globe.

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'