Boardroom Navigator Gifts

An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.

"When I recommended you join a gym...I didn't mean as a member of the board!"

"The way forward is clear."

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

"Don't be afraid to speak up, Brewer. If we don't like what you have to say we'll just shame you back into silence."

'We need to maintain our credibility so we can lie to the consumer.'

'If I didn't know better, I'd think I knew better.'

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"I think we'd be lucky to have you taking over even if you weren't untainted."

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'Half the directors are crooks. Okay I retract that. Half the directors are not crooks.'

'I try never to agree with the boss ... unless he says something.'

'We reached mutual agreement... my way!'

"I apologize that we disturbed the peace, but this is a very volatile meeting."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"It's going to be one of those days."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

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"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'We were able to make a quick alliance together because of common insecurities.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

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"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"I'd rather be at the office."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"Before I continue past my opening joke, I want to know if she is laughing or crying."

'I've survived here by always maintaining my honesty, integrity, and plausible deniability.'

"I don't think outside the box. . .I own the box."