Staff Room Navigator Gifts

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Rowing machine on a river.

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

Working from Home with Kids

'And this is Paul, who writes our 'Voice of Sanity' column.'

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

"I think we'd be lucky to have you taking over even if you weren't untainted."

Business Mouse

"Are we there yet?"

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"Of course the most important skill they can acquire is the ability to multi-task!"

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

"I apologize that we disturbed the peace, but this is a very volatile meeting."

'We reached mutual agreement... my way!'

Teacher's Lounge

An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.

"Now, just to review, at the last faculty meeting we established that Marcia hates Fred, Fred hates Carol and Marcia, Carol and Larry despise me, and I hate Larry, Marcia, Fred and Penny."

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

Miss Manners: Inappropriate and Appropriate.

"Try the fancy new coffee machine. It's part of the school's new teacher retention program."

"One day, my teacher went in there and never came back out."

Productivity for those working in their pyjamas has plummeted with the viral increase in delivery can traffic across the pandemic...

'I try never to agree with the boss ... unless he says something.'

Injured man sees that he is being taken to the 'No Biggie Room', as opposed to the 'Emergency Room.

Teachers' Support Group...Formerly Teachers' Lounge.