Bedroom Navigator Gifts

"Are we there yet?"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Rowing machine on a river.

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

Wine Lovers

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"I think we'd be lucky to have you taking over even if you weren't untainted."

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

There was nothing Colin liked to do more than to settle down with a snack and watch slimming advertisements on the television...

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

"I apologize that we disturbed the peace, but this is a very volatile meeting."

'We reached mutual agreement... my way!'

An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."