Bedroom Navigator Gifts

"Are we there yet?"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Rowing machine on a river.

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Wine Lovers

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"I think we'd be lucky to have you taking over even if you weren't untainted."

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

Dali Paints His Dreams

There was nothing Colin liked to do more than to settle down with a snack and watch slimming advertisements on the television...

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

'Don't hurt it.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

"Yes, you were snoring again."

"I apologize that we disturbed the peace, but this is a very volatile meeting."

'We reached mutual agreement... my way!'

An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.

"Junior must be in here somewhere."