Indoor Navigator Gifts

Rowing machine on a river.

The Life of Pi

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'Outside with that!'

"This translation app isn't working."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Number Phobia.

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"Oh shut up."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Navigation App Activated: Start: Bedroom, Destination: Bathroom, Option: Shortest Way.

"Are we there yet?"

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

'Hi, Pam, I'm Dave from tech support online. Just hit these three keys and your back in business!'

"You destination is around the next curve."

"Looks like beach weather."

Google Earth, Google Peet

Close all your windows please.

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"