Inner Voice Navigator Gifts

'All I want from them is a simple majority on things.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

New music conference

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Rowing machine on a river.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Musical Bicycle.

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Charles Dickens.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"See, that's the problem with you new breed. You take rejection too personally."