Inner Voice Explorer Gifts

"What were you saying? My inner voice drowned you out for a second."

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Outside with that!'

Computer Music

Snake with headphones.

Motorway of the Self

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

The Invention of Bagpipes

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A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Cowpunk

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

The Tangents talk it over.

"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

"I would stop the negative self talk if I wasn't such a worthless, pathetic loser."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

"Looks like beach weather."

"Now. Hear. This."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

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