Audio Explorer Gifts

Man sitting with earbuds plugged into songbird.

Snake with headphones.

Marimba

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Theorbo

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

Baby Playing Violin

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Timpani.

Robot Painter

"The subwoofers really help."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Musical genres

Computer Music

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

A man uses a PC with a brain.

How AI is altering the GP patient relationship

Robot Office Tasks

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Artificial Intelligence

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'Invasion of privacy.'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'