Music App Explorer Gifts

I downloaded your band's new album. It's actually not bad at all. Thanks! I chose all the tracks and loops and dragged them onto the timeline myself. I even chose the pitch of the auto-tune. Well

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

No Elgar!

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Theorbo

Saxophone Player.

Baby Playing Violin

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Timpani.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

I love Marimba

Snake with headphones.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Bass Clef

'Awesome!'

The Invention of Bagpipes

"Amber alert... it's a new drinking app."

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'