Cloud Music Explorer Gifts

'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

No Elgar!

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Theorbo

Saxophone Player.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Musical genres

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Computer Music

Dog on a plane.

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

Snake with headphones.

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

The Invention of Bagpipes

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"