Cloud Explorer Gifts

'In life he was a chopper pilot.'

'Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'OMG!'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"When you die, you go up to heaven, and there you're reunited with your data in the cloud."

"....And here is the computer clutter which you left in your cloud account."

"Good game."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Evolution.

Where Indian ink came from.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Obsession with the Internet.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Man showing in the rain.

Ice shelfie.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Siri, find oxygen."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Artificial Intelligence Drive

The Suite Hereafter