Cloud Navigator Gifts

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"How should I know? All the information is stored in a cloud somewhere."

Skydive

"Delete all you want – your files are still here. This is, after all, the cloud."

'I wonder how much I should tip to get a good cloud?'

'They'd run out of wings!'

Passenger Jet vs Drones

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"If you stand right here you get a great signal."

"We allow some pilots to fly their beloved aircraft one last time."

Notice in Heaven - Watch Out For Pot Holes

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I knew I should've removed those photos of me I posted on my social media page."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Dog on a plane.

'Large pieces of this cloud are being leased to data storage companies. Perhaps we can get a job working here.'

'Oh no... not here too!'

'Amy, you won't believe what it's like up here... any messages?'

Tablet library.

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

'He thinks because he was chairman of a Government Ethics Committee, he ought to pass through with no questions asked'

Soaring is the only way to fly

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Airlines

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Computer Expert

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole