Tech-savvy Cloud Navigator Gifts

"You were supposed to leave your flash drive at the Pearly Gates."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Coffee shop

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

The Escape Key

Dog on a plane.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Astronaut Selfie.

'Data, data everywhere!'

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

Youtube ghost videos...

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Ask your mother computer.

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

'I know people who know people who can't do a damn thing for me.'

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

Passenger Jet vs Drones

'Well the Sat Nav has got us here - why did we come?'