Tech-savvy Cloud Navigator Gifts

"You were supposed to leave your flash drive at the Pearly Gates."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

The Escape Key

Dog on a plane.

Astronaut Selfie.

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Tarzan mobile phone

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'Data, data everywhere!'

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

Youtube ghost videos...

"Don't forget to send selfies."

Buffering

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

Ask your mother computer.

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'I know people who know people who can't do a damn thing for me.'

'Well the Sat Nav has got us here - why did we come?'