Tech-savvy Cloud Watcher Gifts

'I think that one looks like a goat.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'There's nothing on.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Local News in Heaven

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Look man, no wings!'

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"You run into a window, too?"

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

They can't all look like sheep butts.

"That's a cloud, son, and no, I don't know if it's toxic."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

Next World Tours

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Cherub on a cloud

"My God, now what?"

Picasso Cloud.

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Extreme skier flies through cloud.