Cloud-watching Campaigner Gifts

"Folks, today we're going to have perfect weather and some great views of states that are swinging to the Democrats."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

They can't all look like sheep butts.

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"That's a cloud, son, and no, I don't know if it's toxic."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"My God, now what?"

Picasso Cloud.