Cloud-watching Campaigner T-Shirts

"Folks, today we're going to have perfect weather and some great views of states that are swinging to the Democrats."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Save the unicorn.

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

Cherub on a cloud

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"My God, now what?"

Picasso Cloud.