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"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

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'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

"You run into a window, too?"

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Postcards from Heaven...