Cloud-watching Enthusiast Gifts

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Local News in Heaven

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

"You run into a window, too?"

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"That's a cloud, son, and no, I don't know if it's toxic."

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

They can't all look like sheep butts.

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Postcards from Heaven...