Cloud Enthusiast Gifts

'We put them on the stair master until their paperwork goes through'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'I lost my homework on the cloud.'

'I see a castle and a seahorse. What do you see?'

"That's some big data!"

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"They're not taking any chances, we have to wait two weeks to get in."

cloud computing

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'With the company's move to virtualization, the network hardware became obsolete. They let us keep it for the break room and they sold the furniture online.'

'Harold, you moron, you're standing on smog!'

'Yeah, that one looks like a sheep, too...'

Heavenly Cleaners

Cloud Computing.

'These overtired Pilots you hear about I suppose.'

Scientists attempting to prove that every cloud has a silver lining.

"Could you give me a second? I have all the answers stored in the cloud."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"...and after you've secured the documents in the cloud..."

"There's not a cloud in the sky! Where's all our computers stuff?"

'Which one stores our computer data-the cloud that looks like a kitty or the one that looks like a pony?'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Hey!...does that volcanic ash cloud look like anything to you?

"I'm just saving our records to the cloud."

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

Cloud 9 please

"What's wtih the ladder? Is it a stairway to heaven?"

'You're not very trusting are you?'

"Today's forecast calls for heavy fog all-day with brief periods of clarity mid-afternoon..."

Smartphone

"Maybe a beach or a museum, you think there would at least be a coffee shop."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"I uploaded my empathy to the cloud."

"Eight years of meteorology, and I still don't remember what type of clouds those are."