Cloud Computing Aficionado Gifts

'You don't need CDs and flash drives here - everything is stored in the cloud.'

'Most of our success this year is due to using the cloud.'

'The cloud ate my homework.'

"This is the Captain, due to an unusually high volume of uploads into the cloud we may experience some turbulence on our descent!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

Windows or Mac?

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Facebook For Dogs.

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Postcards from Heaven...

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

Computing in the Cloud

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."