Cloud Computing Enthusiasts Gifts

"Mom and dad's marriage wasn't made in heaven. They met online, so it was made in the Cloud."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Look man, no wings!'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Postcards from Heaven...

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

The Cloud

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I hate people using the cloud."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'