Cloud Computing Enthusiast Gifts

"The check is in the cloud."

"Well, Rachel... I suppose you could say that Moses downloaded the commandments from the cloud."

Ask us about our cloud computer services.

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

The Cloud

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

"Be back soon. Self check in."

- Perhaps you haven't noticed, but I follow you on Twitter.

'We've got a cloudburst here...it's raining stats and logs!'

'You don't need CDs and flash drives here - everything is stored in the cloud.'

"Here's the tablets I told you about, Mo'...there's no upgrades planned, but they do come with cloud support."

" think it's a software glitch, I'm supposed to be stored in the cloud."

"I don't care if you've got the latest iPhone, you're still not getting in!"

"Well, they always said that eventually everything would be stored in the cloud."

"We sent you notifications. The iCloud is full."

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Look man, no wings!'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

Postcards from Heaven...

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'