Cloud Computing Curious Gifts

'Opps! Fatal Error. You've been permanently deleted from our system.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"I hate people using the cloud."

"I still maintain an online presence."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

"You want romance? Hold on, I think I have some stored in the cloud."

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."

Computing in the Cloud

"You think they all look like security risks."

"We've got a storage cloudburst here...it's raining confidential stats and logs!"

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.