Cloud Computing Fan Gifts

'Of course I'm insecure. I store vital computer information in a cloud.'

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

"I have to let you go, Collins, but I'm saving you to the cloud in case things pick up."

"You have to go - we're storing old web sites here now."

"I uploaded all my knowledge from my head into the cloud and unfortunately I forgot the password."

"For your video CV I'll need your backgroung info."

"You want romance? Hold on, I think I have some stored in the cloud."

"He's not afraid because he thinks we're clouds where data is stored."

"And, of course, your phone plan comes with unlimited data."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

Postcards from Heaven...

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I hate people using the cloud."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.