Cloud Computing Aficionados Gifts

'This used to take hours.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Look man, no wings!'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Smartphone Sonogram

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Postcards from Heaven...

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"I hate people using the cloud."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."