Cloud Computing Gifts

"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."

"That's some big data!"

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'Since everything is stored in the cloud, it's all about data management and cyber security up here now.'

"Which one's our information stored on...?"

Cloud Computing.

"Everything is in the Cloud."

"You think they all look like security risks."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'Flying just isn't the same since people started saving files to the cloud.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

'Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'You seem to have your head in 'the cloud' these days.'

"We've got a storage cloudburst here...it's raining confidential stats and logs!"

Ask us about our cloud computer services.

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Look at him with his head in the Cloud."

"There's not a cloud in the sky! Where's all our computers stuff?"

"And here are those family photos you thought you lost in the cloud."

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"Ugh! Moving all our data to the cloud was a smart move, but I've had to hear that stupid pun all week!"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

" think it's a software glitch, I'm supposed to be stored in the cloud."

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

"We have been saving files in the cloud since the beginning of time!"

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

"I hate people using the cloud."

Cloud Computing

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

"This is the Captain, due to an unusually high volume of uploads into the cloud we may experience some turbulence on our descent!"

"Of course I know you can't take it with you....that's why I'm storing everything in the cloud before I go!"

"We offer several Cloud Storage solutions."

Welcome to the cloud