Cloud Computing Prints

"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."

"That's some big data!"

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"Which one's our information stored on...?"

'Since everything is stored in the cloud, it's all about data management and cyber security up here now.'

'Flying just isn't the same since people started saving files to the cloud.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

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"You think they all look like security risks."

"Everything is in the Cloud."

"Are we sure this is how we get our workloads into the cloud?"

'Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Ugh! Moving all our data to the cloud was a smart move, but I've had to hear that stupid pun all week!"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'You seem to have your head in 'the cloud' these days.'

"We've got a storage cloudburst here...it's raining confidential stats and logs!"

"Look at him with his head in the Cloud."

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

Ask us about our cloud computer services.

"There's not a cloud in the sky! Where's all our computers stuff?"

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"And here are those family photos you thought you lost in the cloud."

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"I hate people using the cloud."

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

"We have been saving files in the cloud since the beginning of time!"

" think it's a software glitch, I'm supposed to be stored in the cloud."

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"And, of course, your phone plan comes with unlimited data."

"I'd feel a lot better if all my neuroses were backed up on the cloud."