Cloud Services Prints

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Look man, no wings!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Cloud Computing.

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

"Bip."

Clouds

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'