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'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Look man, no wings!'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

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'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"Bip."