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'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"As your orientation angel, it is my duty to inform you that your former boss is down on Earth at this moment with your coworkers, performing a seance to summon your spirit back and ask where you saved the files for tomorrow’s big sales presentation."

"I wish I could see a bunny instead of 200 petabytes of customer data."

"We have been saving files in the cloud since the beginning of time!"

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

Postcards from Heaven...

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"I hate people using the cloud."

The Cloud

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'