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"Don't worry. I've made a list, I've checked it twice, plus it's backed up in the cloud."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

Postcards from Heaven...

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

"I hate people using the cloud."

"I still maintain an online presence."

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

Computing in the Cloud

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."