Cloud Computing Visionary T-Shirts

"I still maintain an online presence."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

Life after death

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Write about robots."

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."

"I hate people using the cloud."

Start up

Paperless office.

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

This Cave Updated Daily.

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"You want romance? Hold on, I think I have some stored in the cloud."

"I thought the 'Internet of Things' was about fridges and toasters!"