Cloud Computing Visionary Gifts

"I still maintain an online presence."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

Life after death

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Write about robots."

Start up

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

Paperless office.

This Cave Updated Daily.

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

"I hate people using the cloud."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

"You want romance? Hold on, I think I have some stored in the cloud."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"