Cloud Computing Guru Gifts

"That's it, now press, 'Reply-All' and bingo! Everybody's prayers have been answered."

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Corp H.Q. In the corporate world, do you it's what you know or who you know? Neither, it's what you know about who.

'Have your people facebook my people.'

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Developing links within business.

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

The Cloud

"I still maintain an online presence."

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

Geek Intuition

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

'We've got a cloudburst here...it's raining stats and logs!'

"I'd feel a lot better if all my neuroses were backed up on the cloud."