Cloud Geek Gifts

Cloud computing.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

The DaVinci Code

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

If nobody had invented graphics

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Big screen TV falling through floor

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Look man, no wings!'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Romance of Radio Astronomy