Cloud Guru Gifts

'Say what you like about Cloud Computing, but the technical support is amazing.'

"We have been saving files in the cloud since the beginning of time!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'Look man, no wings!'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Postcards from Heaven...

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

The Wiki Man.

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Jiddury? Social anxiety. That's what Google says it is, anyway. But Google's no doctor. I thought it'd be better to get the opinion of a professional. I see, well, why don't we start the diagnosis by having you hang up your phone, get out of your car and come inside? No, that's ok. I'm good here. You have a lovely parking lot. I've got donuts in here. No, that's ok, I'm good. I've got cracker crumbs on the floor.

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

Geek Intuition