Software Guru Gifts

Service Call Showdown

Robot Parts $5

'Here's MY information highway!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Robots In The Boardroom

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Geek fairies

The Modern Novel.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Kirsten Johnson

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Windows or Mac?

Computer help.

Crocodile Selfie

I've always been slower than computers...

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Tech support...can I help you!

Den Furniture

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."