Techie Guru Gifts

A hermit with a VR headset

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

"Why do you think I'm spending too much time in front of my computer?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Robots In The Boardroom

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The Modern Novel.

Geek fairies

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

Crocodile Selfie

Windows or Mac?

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

Den Furniture

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.