Web Guru Gifts

'Okay, I won't call the baby-sitter if you promise to spend the whole evening working on my web site.'

Robot Parts $5

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The Modern Novel.

Geek fairies

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Windows or Mac?

Crocodile Selfie

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

I've always been slower than computers...

Computer help.

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."