Future Web Guru Gifts

"I can't come out and play. Try visiting my website."

Robot Parts $5

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'Here's MY information highway!'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Baby Screen Time

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Doctcom

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

'This is my grandson Richard. I've called him in today to answer all your questions about computers and the web.'

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Geek Intuition

"Junior learned his first word today"

Education.