Future Coders Gifts

"At what age can we expect him to understand digital technology?"

Baby Screen Time

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

Silicon Vale

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Open Source.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

Education.

"Junior learned his first word today"

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'