Future Coder Gifts

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.

No, Grandpa, computer literacy has nothing to do with being able to read barcodes.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'I can hack into any website, but those child-proof bottle caps are still a challenge!'

Education.

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'Sorry, Tommy, our computer can't play today - it's got a virus!'

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Baby Screen Time

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

Silicon Vale

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Open Source.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"