Coding Enthusiasts Gifts

Please Help With My Algorithm

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Baby Screen Time

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Silicon Vale

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Computer College Graduation.

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

He crash tests software.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Alan Turing

"Susan!...are you trying to tell me we have an interface problem?"

"At what age can we expect him to understand digital technology?"

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

Home Business - Accounting Software.

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

Zero Tolerance

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'