Programming Enthusiast Gifts

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Early Programmers.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Essex computer.

Silicon Vale

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

Automation of Security

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

"Who's the new guy?"

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"I'll give you a moment."