Programming Enthusiast Gifts

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Early Programmers.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Essex computer.

Silicon Vale

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

Automation of Security

"Who's the new guy?"

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"I'll give you a moment."