Computer Language Enthusiast Gifts

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'